“I want you to contact him right away” Oh, you do, huh?
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Ok, THIS one takes the cake…
PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF ARMED FORCES.
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Tel/FAX: +xxx xxxxx-xxxxx
REF: FGNXX01XXNGFABJSSAGOV.ZLLNTO: BENEFICIARY,
PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
We are the financial investigation unit with the office of the President Federal Republic Nigeria. We picked up your file because it handle in a terrible way and I have been given the mandate to contact you by the President and conclude your payment through the Nigeria Account in New York ,U.S.A and through the below information and you are also asked to stop any further communication with whosoever including your partner in Nigeria because we are undergoing an investigation and if anybody is found guilty or having hands in extorting money from you we will arrest him and hand him over to the Funds Investigation Unit, though none of the officials know that we are investigating your file .
Contacts the Account Broker below with your full identification details to enable him start the process of releasing your payment amount.Do as direct to receive your payment:-
Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx
Email:xxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Washington DC, United States of AmericaXxxx Xxxxxx
FOR THE PRESIDENT:
PRESIDENT UMARU MUSA YARADUA
PRESIDENTFEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
It’s GOT to be work to sit in front of a computer shooting off mass emails like this day in and day out…. Can someone go over there and find them somethin’ else to do? Maybe take ‘em a hoola hoop or a pogo stick or somethin’?
Jiminy Cricket! It’s an invasion! My notifier just alerted me that ANOTHER one says I HAVE to deposit a whoppin’ $20 into my Bank of America bank account in TWO MINUTES!!! BOSSY, ain’t they?! Is it 8:00 AM over there right now or did they just get back from lunch?! I think it’s safe to assume that one hasn’t ever encountered an American woman face-to-face, don’t ya think?
Maybe by publishing this about both of ‘em, they’ll discover they’re sitting next to each other in one of their “internet cafes”, get into a brawl over territorial rights, and open up a can o’ whoop-you-know-what on each other…hehehe. There! That’s an idea! The WWNWF!
Whistle!!! Hey, YOU!!! Take your hands OFF the keyboard and list’n nup! Look me in tha eye (pic on top right will do)…I’m talkin’ na you…got sumpin’ ‘portant to tell ya!…
WRONG INBOX!!! I don’t HAVE a Bank of America account!
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